What a morning.

This morning at 6 am the husband regretfully woke me up:
The Hub -  "Ummm babe, I'm sorry but you have to get up."

Me - "Why?"
The Hub - "Ummm the dog pooed ALL OVER the kitchen & I'm running late."

Me - "Ugh, can't we just call hazmat?"

I reluctantly got out of our warm bed 

& approached the kitchen 

He wasn't kidding... 

I'm not lying when I tell you, it was like World War Poo 

in our kitchen where Piper Dog stays gated over night.

Not only was there one poo there were two poos & pee 

which she had walked thru about a dozen times to top it off. 

Yikes.

• A bath
• 3 bath towels
• 2 rolls of paper towels
• A container of clorox wipes
• A box of swiffer mop wipes
• Lots of febreeze refresher spray
• 2 candles burning 
• A shower for me
• A load of laundry 
• & 90 minutes later I was done

& I didn't even vomit which The Husband was pretty sure I would-

(I'm SO ready for kiddos!)

 tee hee hee

Needless to say I've learned my lesson - no more granny smith apples for Piper Dog.

(I was feeding her the edges as I made an apple pie last night)

Ooopsie.

Good thing she is cute & I *heart* her tons

On a side note - she needed a bath anyway 

& now I have an excuse to go to Target...

to buy more cleaning supplies of course. 

*wink*

How was your morning? Better then mine I hope!

xoxo